I Want My Tombstone To Read: If

The Truth Is That God Is To Be Found In All Things - Even And Most Especially In The Painful, Tragic And Unpleasant Things.

A Vegetarian Is A Person Who Won't Eat Anything That Can Have Children.

I Don't Like To Watch Golf On Television Because I Can't Stand People Who Whisper.

When I Go To A Bar, I Don't Go Looking For A Girl Who Knows The Capital Of Maine.

We Work Very, Very Hard To Find That Fine Line Where Location Is Meaningful Enough To Be Interesting To An Advertiser But Not So Intrusive That It Interrupts The Creative Flow Of The Show.