I Want To Launch A Globe Into

My Friend Asked Me I Ever Swam With Dolphins. I Was Like, 'yeah, Of Course. What Distance Are We Talking About From The Dolphins? Because The Last Time I Was In The Ocean, I'm Pretty Sure I Swam With Most Of Them.'

Multi-choice Question: My Dishwasher Is: Efficient; Hilarious.

I Like To Stand Near Atm Machines, And When Somebody Types In Their Pin Number, I Go, 'got It!' And Then I Run Away.

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.

If You Can't Tell A Spoon From A Ladle, Then You're Fat!