I Want To Launch A Globe Into

I Saw A Transvestite Wearing A T-shirt That Said 'guess'.

I Am A Comedian But It's Usually Not A Compliment To Be Called A Prop Comedian But I Guess I Sometimes Use Props. And I Always Confuse Humorist With Comedian. That's Strange.

It's Not The Size Of The Dog In The Fight, It's The Size Of The Dog's Owner - And The Distance You Are From Your Car.

Villains Fear Me Because I Am Unpredictable And Broccoli. See What I Mean?

Skeet Shooting Is Probably More Satisfying If You Really Hate Skeets.