I Want To Live Fast And Die

I Used To Think That You Could Get To A Level Of Success Where The Laws Of The Universe Didn't Apply. But They Do. It's Still Life On Life's Terms, Not On Movie-star Terms. I Still Have To Work At Relationships. I Still Have To Work On My Weight And Some Of My Other Demons.

Basically, I Only Play One Character; I Just Play Him At Different Volumes.

I'm Just Dandy, I Got A Bowl Of Chocolate Pudding In My Underpants!

I Have A Tendency Toward The Pleasures Of The Flesh. It's A Battle For Me, As Far As Weight And Things Like That. But I'm Curbing Them Because I Want To Continue To Do Comedy, And The Two Don't Mix. So I Try To Fight Those Demons.

Everybody Laughs When Fatty Falls Down.