First Off, I Am 35 Years Old,

Everybody Laughs When Fatty Falls Down.

First Off, I Am 35 Years Old, I Am Divorced, And I Live In A Van Down By The River.

I'm Just Dandy, I Got A Bowl Of Chocolate Pudding In My Underpants!

I Still Have To Work On My Weight And Some Of My Other Demons.

Once I Thought That If I Just Had Enough In The Bank, If I Had Enough Fame, That It Would Be All Right. But I'm A Human Being Like Everyone Else. I'm Not Exempt.