Brothers Don't Shake Hands. Brothers Gotta Hug.

Once I Thought That If I Just Had Enough In The Bank, If I Had Enough Fame, That It Would Be All Right. But I'm A Human Being Like Everyone Else. I'm Not Exempt.

I Have What Doctors Call A Little Bit Of A Weight Problem.

Everybody Laughs When Fatty Falls Down.

I Still Have To Work On My Weight And Some Of My Other Demons.

I Have A Tendency Toward The Pleasures Of The Flesh. It's A Battle For Me, As Far As Weight And Things Like That. But I'm Curbing Them Because I Want To Continue To Do Comedy, And The Two Don't Mix. So I Try To Fight Those Demons.