I Live In A Van Down By

The Point Is, How Do You Know The Guarantee Fairy Isn't A Crazy Glue Sniffer.

Brothers Don't Shake Hands. Brothers Gotta Hug.

First Off, I Am 35 Years Old, I Am Divorced, And I Live In A Van Down By The River.

I'm Just Dandy, I Got A Bowl Of Chocolate Pudding In My Underpants!

I Can Get A Great Look At A T-bone Steak By Shoving My Head Up A Bull's Ass But I'd Rather Take The Butchers Word For It.