I Want To Really Take Chances. I

I'm Pretty Good At Getting Over People Throwing Stuff At Me. If You've Been Doing Stand Up Long Enough You Know How To Swing Back And Get The Laughs.

If A Kid Calls His Grandma "mommy" And His Mama "pam", He's Going To Jail!

A Black Man Will Be Elected President Of The United States. I'm Sorry, That's In The Year 10,000.

Smart Is Knowing If You're Dumb. Knowing When To Shut Up And To Listen To People That Are Smarter Than You.

Gay People Got A Right To Be As Miserable As Everybody Else.