You Don't Pay Taxes; They Take Them

Every Town Has The Same Two Malls: The One White People Go To And The One White People Used To Go To.

I Think All The Funny People Were Bullied. When They Talk About Outlawing Bullying, It's Like, What? You Want No Comedy Central?

Gas Is Getting So Expensive I'm Gonna Ride A Mexican To Work.

Hollywood's Racist. Hollywood Is Sorority Racist. It's Like - We Like You, Rhonda, But You're Not A Kappa.

Remember When We Was Young, Everybody Used To Have These Arguments About Who's Better, Michael Jackson Or Prince? Prince Won!