I Want To Say To Anyone Who

I Have To Have My Coffee. I Probably Have Three Cups A Day, But Only Before Noon.

I've Been In Situations Where I've Said To Young People: "you're So Personable, You're So Articulate, You're Clearly So Bright, You're So Good-looking - Feel Better About Yourself!" But If At The Core If You Don't, All Those Words Mean Nothing. Absolutely Nothing.

If You Had Pockets, You Were Associated With A Labor Force. It Meant You Had Things To Carry Yourself. Otherwise, Your Lady's Maid Or Your Manservant Would Have Done It For You.

If You're Wearing A Jacket, As I Always Am, The Sweater Vest Always Needs To Be Buttoned, With The Exception Of The Bottom Button. But If You're Going Sans Jacket, You Can Leave It Open.

Whenever People Tell Me They Don't Know How To Get Inspired, I Say "what's The Matter With You?! I Could Stay In My Apartment And Be Inspired!"