I Wanted To Entertain So Badly That

He Who Hesitates Is Poor.

My God, I'd Love To Smash Into The Casket Of Dostoyevsky, Grab That Bony Hand And Scream At The Remains, 'well Done, You God-damn Genius.'

Life Literally Abounds In Comedy If You Just Look Around You.

The 2,000-year-old Man's Secrets Of Longevity 1. Don't Run For A Bus - There'll Always Be Another. 2. Never, Ever Touch Fried Food. 3. Stay Out Of A Ferrari Or Any Other Small Italian Car. 4. Eat Fruit - A Nectarine - Even A Rotten Plum Is Good.

There's An Army Story In Me, And I Think There's A Wwii Brooks Film Somewhere.