I Wanted To Entertain So Badly That

My Mother Is Very Short - Four-eleven. She Could Walk Under Tables And Never Hit Her Head.

Anybody Can Direct, But There Are Only Eleven Good Writers.

My Job Is To Go Out And Entertain The Most People Possible.

Hope For The Best. Expect The Worst. Life Is A Play. We're Unrehearsed.

My Movies Were Not Reaping The Kind Of Emotional Rewards That I Wanted. I Wanted Them To Be Appreciated And They Weren't. I Didn't Want The Reviews To Say, "mel Brooks Has Made Another Movie," And You Get The Title Somewhere In The Second Paragraph.