I Wanted To Entertain So Badly That

I Don't Believe In This Business Of Being Behind, Better To Be In Front.

You're Always A Little Disappointing In Person Because You Can't Be The Edited Essence Of Yourself.

I Knew It... I'm Surrounded By Assholes!

Why Should I Waste My Good Time Making A Straight Dramatic Film? The People Who Can't Make You Laugh Can Do That.

Well, You Know, 'spaceballs' Is A Weird Combination, Because It's A Simple, Sweet Little Fairytale, And It's Crazy And Out-there And Making Fun Of And Taking Apart Sci-fi, 'star Wars', And 'star Trek'.