I Wanted To Throw My Glass At

The Best Hitter I Ever Saw Was Ted Williams.

He Who Have The Fastest Cart Never Have To Play A Bad Lie.

Sometimes I Sit In My Den At Home And Read Stories About Myself. Kids Used To Save Whole Scrapbooks On Me. They Get Tired Of Them And Mail Them To Me. I'll Go In There And Read Them, And You Know What? They Might As Well Be About (stan) Musial And (joe) Dimaggio, It's Like Reading About Somebody Else.

The Thing I Really Liked About Mickey Was The Way He Treated Everyone The Same.

After I Hit A Home Run I Had A Habit Of Running The Bases With My Head Down. I Figured The Pitcher Already Felt Bad Enough Without Me Showing Him Up Rounding The Bases.