I Was A Sober As The Next

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.

She Got A Mud Pack And Looked Great For Two Days. Then The Mud Fell Off

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.

I Don't Need Glasses, But I've Just Reached The Age Where Curiosity Is Greater Than Vanity.

Mom Used To Say I Didn't Run Away From Home My Destiny Just Caught Up With Me At An Early Age.