I Was A Sober As The Next

Heard About The Young Deaf Boy Who Used Sign Language-one Day He Told His Mother A Dirty Joke And She Washed His Hands Out With Soap

I Don't Need Glasses, But I've Just Reached The Age Where Curiosity Is Greater Than Vanity.

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

I Consider The Television Set As The American Fireplace, Around Which The Whole Family Will Gather.