I Was Almost Put Out Of Business

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.

I'm Free Of All Prejudices. I Hate Everyone Equally.

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.

Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had To, She Died.