I Was Almost Put Out Of Business

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never Drink Anything Stronger Than Gin Before Breakfast.

I Never Eat Before Breakfast.

If It Is A Joint Return, We Are Instructed To Print The Given Names Of Both Husband And Wife. But Since Some Of The Names That Husband And Wife Give Each Other Are Hardly Suited To Print, We Must Proceed Cautiously.

A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her.