I Was Always The Guy - Out

It's Tough Having The Last Name Rickles. Luckily, My Kids Handled It Great.

Famous People Are Deceptive. Deep Down, They're Just Regular People. Like Larry King. We've Been Friends For Forty Years. He's One Of The Few Guys I Know Who's Really Famous. One Minute He's Talking To The President On His Cell Phone, And Then The Next Minute He's Saying To Me, Do You Think We Ought To Give The Waiter Another Dollar?

Every Night When I Go Out On Stage, There's Always One Nagging Fear In The Back Of My Mind. I'm Always Afraid That Somewhere Out There, There Is One Person In The Audience That I'm Not Going To Offend!

Yeah, I Make Fun Of Blacks, And Why Not? I'm Not A Black.

I Still Have Drive, But Everything Is Relative.