I Was Bangin’ 7 Gram Rocks And

A Lot Of People Think Major League’s Called Wild Thing. As They Should.

There's A Lot Of Stuff I Want To Do, Just Things That I Want To Explore That Don't Involve Show Business. I'm Going To Become A Television Critic. Can You Imagine? But I Would Even Consider Becoming A Baseball Scout. Traveling Around The Heartland Looking For The Next World-beating Phenom.

It’s Been A Tsunami Of Media And I’ve Been Riding It On A Mercury Surfboard.

I'm Dealing With Fools And Trolls And Soft Targets. It's Just Strafing Runs In My Underwear Before My First Cup Of Coffee. I Don't Have Time For These Clowns.

Let's Talk About Something Exciting. Me.