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I Am On A Drug. It's Called Charlie Sheen. It's Not Available. If You Try It Once, You Will Die. Your Face Will Melt Off And Your Children Will Weep Over Your Exploded Body.

Women Are Not To Be Hit. They're To Be Hugged And Caressed.

You Can't Process Me With A Normal Brain.