I Was Born In The Usa, Which

That Is Perceptive Of You, Because In This Country Men Dancers Have Always Been Viewed With Suspicion. If You Were An Actor, A Star, And A Dancer, You Had To Be, Or Have A Name Like Someone Mainstream.

They Say The Camera Never Lies. It Lies Every Day.

I'm 86 And My Doctor Used To Tell Me To Slow Down - At Least He Did Until He Dropped Dead.

If You Can Believe It, Hollywood Wanted To Change My Birthdate. I Was Born After Valentine's Day, So They Wanted To Change It To February 14. A Latin Lover Should Be Born On Valentine's Day. I Said No.

In The Future, All Robots Will Act Like Don Knotts.