I Was Born Into Big Celebrity. It

I Am A Spy In The House Of Me. I Report Back From The Front Lines Of The Battle That Is Me. I Am Somewhat Nonplused By The Event That Is My Life.

Bipolar Disorder Can Be A Great Teacher. It's A Challenge, But It Can Set You Up To Be Able To Do Almost Anything Else In Your Life.

If My Life Wasn't Funny It Would Just Be True, And That Is Unacceptable.

He's A Very Strange Guy, My Father. I Can't Get Mad At Him Because He's So Adorable.

I Was Telling Some People In My Dressing Room Some Of My Other Stories, My Psychotic Break, And Blah, Blah, Blah, And No, They Kind Of Look At You And It's Just Not What They Wanted To Hear.