I Was Born Serious And I Have

My Instinct Has Always Been To Turn Drawbacks Into Drawing Cards.

It Is Not How Old You Are, But How You Are Old.

I Never Ride Horseback Now Because My Sympathy With The Under-dog Is Too Keen. After We Have A Gone A Few Blocks, I Always Dismount And Say To The Horse: 'we'll Walk It Together, Old Dear.

I Never Weep Over Lost Money, For I Figure I'd Rather Go To The Poorhouse Once Than Go There Every Day.

Now I Know That Lawyers Must Live, But I've Never Been Able To Understand Why They Have To Live So Blamed Well!