I Was Brought Up As A Catholic.

I Was Brought Up As A Catholic. I've Got A-level Guilt.

Fame Is Being Asked To Sign Your Autograph On The Back Of A Cigarette Packet.

Paddy Was In The Delivery Room When The Midwife Handed Him A Black Baby. "is This Yours?" She Asked "probably" Said Paddy "she Burns Everything Else"

When You Involved In An Accident And Someone Asks "are You Alright?" Yes Fine Thanks, I'll Just Pick Up My Limbs And Be Off.

Don't Work Out, Work In.