I Was Brought Up As A Catholic.

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Try To Live In A Place You Like.

The Religion In Scotland Is One Of The Most Patronising Things... After The Weather.

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My Definition Of An Intellectual Is Someone Who Can Listen To The William Tell Overture Without Thinking Of The Lone Ranger.