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Heckling Is An Act Of Cowardice. If You Want To Speak, Get Up In Front Of The Microphone And Speak, Don't Sit In The Dark Hiding. It's Easy To Hide And Shout And Waste People's Time.

The Zombie Sex, I Have No Idea. It Must Be Like Tantric Sex.

I’m Actually Pale Blue: It Takes Me A Week Of Sunbathing To Turn White.

If You Haven't Heard A Good Rumour By 11:00am, Start One.

I've Always Wanted To Go To Switzerland To See What The Army Does With Those Wee Red Knives.