If You Haven't Heard A Good Rumour

Never Trust A Man, Who When Left Alone With A Tea Cosey... Doesn't Try It On.

Sometimes There's A Tackiness About Route 66 That Out-tacks Any Tackiness I've Ever Seen Anywhere Else. And The Meramec Caverns Are The Pinnacle Of That Tack.

I Loathe Hecklers. I Haven't Got A Good Syllable To Say. When You Come Out Of The Club Circuit And Into The Concert Hall, They Should Be Gone. There's An Element Of Manners That Should Tell You That The Ticket Is Dear And It's A Different Venue.

Learn To Feel Sorry For Music Because, Although It Is The International Language, It Has No Swear Words.

Whenever I Wear Something Expensive It Looks Stolen.