I Was Dating A Transvestite, And My

You Have To Do More Than Just Kill Time Or Time Will Quickly Kill You.

My Face Has Been Tucked In More Times Than A Bedsheet At The Holiday Inn.

Victoria Beckham Is So Nasty, Why Doesn't She Just Go Home?! Her Dresses Are Beautiful, But I Don't Care What She Does. She's Mean To All The People Around Her. She's Too Short To Be A Diva. We All Use The Same Hairdressers, Make-up Artists, Limo-drivers And Greeters At The Airports In La And Nobody Has Anything Nice To Say About Her. They Say She's Rude. She Can't Always Just Be Having A Bad Day.

God Always Comes Up With A Third Act Twist -- And We Won't Know Until We Die Whether The Play Was A Comedy Or A Tragedy.

I Think I've Lost 3lbs - I'm Very, Very Happy. I Thought Of It As Work And A Spa.