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I Finally Found Out How Priests Get Holy Water. They Boil The Hell Out Of It.

I Like Colonic Irrigation Because Sometimes You Find Old Jewelry.

I Think I'm In A Business Where You Have To Look Good, And It's Totally Youth-oriented.

I Wear The Midi Because I Feel If You're Going To Look Ugly, You May As Well Look This Year's Ugly.