I Could Be The Greta Garbo Of

I Lived To Be On Stage, And I'm Terrified. Terrified Before Every Show.

I Think It Was Cosby Who Also Said To Me, 'if Only 2 Percent Of The World Thinks You're Funny, You'll Still Fill Stadiums For The Rest Of Your Life.'

All Angelina Jolie Wants To Do Is Do Good For People. And She Was Saying To Me: If I Could Just Make One Person Happy, Joan, I'll Die Satisfied. I Said: Easy! Just Give Jennifer Aniston Back Her Husband.

My Body Is A Temple, And My Temple Needs Redecorating.

I Hate Reality Shows That Are Not Reality.