I Was First To Break The News

I Was First To Break The News About The Death Of Lady Diana. The Cnn Team Couldn't Get Into Makeup Fast Enough.

I've Written Thousands Of Stories, Started Hundreds Of News Cycles.

Where Are The Flamboyant Characters?! This Is What America Desperately Needs Right Now! Flamboyant Intellectual Characters Who Can Cut Different Ways. And, That's Just What I'm Missing.

I Live In A World That's Free, Colorful, Vibrant, Takes Chances, Bold, Stands Up To Power, Umm, And That's Where I've Mad My Success.

I Do Most Of My Business On That Dirty Internet That You Were Just Talking About, Where I Find There Is A Lot Of Freedom To Report Exactly What I Want.