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Never Play Peek-a-boo With A Child On A Long Plane Trip. There's No End To The Game. Finally I Grabbed Him By The Bib And Said, "look, It's Always Gonna Be Me!"

I Wonder If Other Dogs Think Poodles Are Members Of A Weird Religious Cult.

My Husband And I Are Either Going To Buy A Dog Or Have A Child. We Can't Decide Whether To Ruin Our Carpet Or Ruin Our Lives.

My Parents Always Told Me I Could Do Anything, But Never Told Me How Long It Would Take

I Just Love Dogs, And There Really Is No Better Companion Than An Animal.