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You Ever Noticed How People Who Believe In Creationism Look Really Un-evolved? You Ever Noticed That? Eyes Real Close Together, Eyebrow Ridges, Big Furry Hands And Feet. "i Believe God Created Me In One Day". Yeah, Looks Like He Rushed It

The Role Of The Comedian Is To Say 'wait A Minute' When A Consensus Starts To Form.

My Voice Was Not Heard, The Questions Were Not Asked That I Wanted To See Asked.

People In The United Kingdom And Outside The United States Share My Bemusement With The United States That America Doesn't Share With Itself.

To Make Marijuana Against The Law Is Like Saying God Made A Big Mistake.