I Was Mad At Screen Gems, But

I Got Hate Letters From Girls All Over America Because I Wouldn't Go To The Prom With Them.

Before I Was An Actor I Was An Apprentice Jockey, And Now I'm Out There Racing Against Boys, Sort Of The Spokesperson For People Over 50 That They Can Do It.

Justin Bieber Stole My Haircut. And Axl Rose Stole My Dance!

And It Really Pisses Peter And Micky Off When I Get Onto One Of Those Tangents Where I Start To Do Humor.

I Don't Need Any More Awards.