I Was My Own Buddy In Camp.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When You're Cautioned To Slow Down By Your Doctor, Instead Of By The Police.

In Life The Only Thing That You Can Expect Is The Unexpected; The Only Surprise Is A Day That Has None.

Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your Egg Not Just Function, But To Achieve On Her Own.

"i Wouldn't Go Over Here To Lisa Rinna And I Would Say 'are Those Breasts Real, Are You Wearing Underwear?'"

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.