I Was Originally Set To Star In

So I Was At The Gas Station The Other Day, And I Saw That There Was Braille On The Pumps. I Don't See How They Can Cater To Blind Drivers. I Mean, There Are Certain Rights You Should Lose Once You Lose What Makes You A Person.

I Don't Want To Blame It All On 9/11, But It Certainly Didn't Help Matters.

I Went To Film School And Wanted To Learn Everything There Was About Making Movies.

Yea, He's Alright...but He's No Zach Braff.

One Time A Reporter Asked Me What My Worst Quality Was. I Looked Him In The Eyes Then Punched Him In The Face. I Kind Of Felt Bad About It Later, But He Didn't Need To Be Rude.