There's A Lot Of Gray Area In

They Don't Know I'm Staring, What Does It Matter If I Keep On Doing It?

That Hugh Laurie Show Is Nothing But Scrubs Fan Fiction.

I Don't Think It's That Bad, I Mean, I Love People Following Me Around And Helping Me Do Stuff.

I Had A Dream Once. I Wanted To Do A Line Of Cocaine Off A Hooker's Ass. That's When I Realized, 'hey, I'm Freakin' Zach Braff.' I Did It The Next Morning.

Let's Face It, It's Only Called Scrubs Because I'm Saving 'zach Braff' For My Autobiography.