I Was Raised In A Family Where

Comedians Rarely Have Writers, And If You Do It's Usually A Sign Of Laziness.

Isn't It Strange -- When You're Single, All You See Is Couples, And When You're Part Of A Couple, All You See Are Hookers.

I've Never Eaten A Hot Pocket And Then Afterwards Been, I'm Glad I Ate That. I'm Always Like, I'm Gonna Die.

I Am Somebody Who - My Path To My Faith Is Very Kind Of Individual, And I Don't Want To Be Lumped Into The Category Of Those Westboro Baptists.

Don't Get Caught Up In Other People's Expectations. Don't Take Anything For Granted, Either.