I Was Raised On The Internet.

I Quit Acting When I Was 11 Because I Was Cast As A Bouncing Ball In 'alice In Wonderland,' And I Felt Slighted And Wounded.

Not To Speak For Jason [benjamin], But He's A Straight Married Dude With Two Kids.

Basically My New Litmus Test For People Is, Do They Make Me Hear About A Blow Job They Gave In The First Ten Minutes Of Us Talking? And If They Didn't Then I Can Feel Excited.

Now If You Went To Someone's House To Look For Them, You Would Be A Psychopath.

I Was Raised On The Internet.