I Was Sitting In The Toilet And

I Was Nice To The People In The Philippines For The Two And A Half Years I Was There, Because I Knew Even­tually I'd Have To Kiss Up To Them So My Grandchildren Could Have Toys.

Whatever You Do To Gain Success, You Have To Hang In There And Hope Good Things Happen. Always Think Positive.

My Whole Act Is Off The Top Of My Head.

I Grew Up In An Orthodox Family, As I Grew Older, I Became Conservative And That's How It Ended Up. But I've Developed That Jewish Feel To My Act From My Surroundings And My Family.

I Think If I Took Therapy, The Doctor Would Quit. He'd Just Pick Up The Couch And Walk Out Of The Room.