My Whole Act Is Off The Top

When I First Went To Vegas, There Were Just High-rollers And Gamblers And The Wise Guys Treated You Great.

In The 45 Years I've Worked In Casinos, I Dreamed Of Being Honored By An Organization Like The American Gaming Association, Especially Since I Don't Even Have A Hunting License.

When You're 18, You're Just So Busy Being Scared And Having Fun - A Crazy Mixture - That You Never Thought Of Dying.

I Do Situations And Make Fun Of Authority And Life.

No Matter Where You Go In This World, You Will Always Find A Jew Sitting In The Beach Chair Next To You.