When You're 18, You're Just So Busy

Asians Are Nice People, But They Burn A Lot Of Shirts.

Well, I Call Myself An Actor. I Always Wanted To Be One.

I Knew Most Of The People There Who Ran The Places, A Lot Of Wiseguys. They're All Gone Now. All Good People.

No Matter Where You Go In This World, You Will Always Find A Jew Sitting In The Beach Chair Next To You.

When I Got Out Of High School, I Wanted To Be An Actor But Was Getting A Lot Of Rejections. I Was Getting Rejected By Life. My Mother, God Rest Her Soul, Told Me Not To Quit.