I Was So Naive As A Kid

I Am Taking The Applause Sign Home, Putting It In The Bedroom.

A Two-pound Turkey And A Fifty-pound Cranberry-that's Thanksgiving Dinner At Three Mile Island.

Some Sad News From Australia... The Inventor Of The Boomerang Grenade Died Today.

Happiness Is Sitting Down To Watch Some Slides Of Your Neighbor's Vacation And Finding Out That He Spent Two Weeks In A Nudist Colony.

I Never Analyze It. Analyzing It Would Just Be A Waste Of Time. I Just Go Out And Do It.