I Am Taking The Applause Sign Home,

I Know A Guy Who Gave Up Smoking Cigarettes, Consuming, Sex, And Wealthy Meals.

May You Have The Income Of A Republican And The Sex Life Of A Democrat!

Do You Know My Dream? I Really Want To Become An Aluminum-siding Salesman.

Like Their Parents, Kids Flock To See James Bond And Derek Flint Movies - Outrageously Antiheroic Heroes Who Break All The Taboos, Making Attractive The Very Things The Kids Are Told They Shouldn't Do Themselves.

Never Marry A Girl Named 'marie' Who Used To Be Known As 'murray'.