Do You Know My Dream? I Really

When A Comic Becomes Enamored With His Own Views And Foists Them Off On The Public In A Polemic Way, He Loses Not Only His Sense Of Humor But His Value As A Humorist.

The Good News Is That The President Gets Another Chance. The Bad News Is That He'll Be Two Weeks Older.

If God Didn't Want Man To Hunt, He Wouldn't Have Given Us Plaid Shirts.

Your Chances Of Getting Hit By Lighting Go Up If You Stand Under A Tree, Shake Your Fist At The Sky, And Say "storms Suck!!

I Know You've Been Married To The Same Woman For 69 Years. That Is Marvelous. It Must Be Very Inexpensive.