Do You Know My Dream? I Really

We Resort, Frankly, To Pies, Which Is A Comedy Staple That's Gone Back, I Guess, To Since The First Pie Was Ever Baked.

Married Men Live Longer Than Single Men. But Married Men Are A Lot More Willing To Die.

Despite The Fact That Computer Speeds Are Measured In Nanoseconds And Picoseconds - One Billionth And One Trillionth Of A Second, Respectively - The Smallest Interval Of Time Known To Man Is That Which Occurs In Manhattan Between The Traffic Signal Turning Green And The Taxi Driver Behind You Blowing His Horn.

It Was So Hot Today That Burger King Was Singing, "if You Want It Your Way, Cook It Yourself".

Never Use A Big Word When A Little Filthy One Will Do.