We Have Two Kinds Of Air: Regular

I'm An Entertainer; I Try To Give The Public What It Wants While I'm On The Screen, And I'm Completely Sincere About It. If I Don't Happen To Be A Laughing Boy Off The Screen, That Doesn't Make Me A Hypocrite Or A Phony.

The Champagne They Have Stored Is Getting More Valuable Every Year.

I'm An Entertainer, Not A Commentator. If You're A Comedian Your Job Is To Make People Laugh.

We Have Two Kinds Of Air: Regular And Chunky Style.

How Much Of The National News That You Report To The Public Each Night Consists Of Information You've Actually Gone Out And Dug Up On Your Own?