Only Lie About The Future.

My Success Just Evolved From Working Hard At The Business At Hand Each Day.

Democracy Is Buying A Big House You Can't Afford With Money You Don't Have To Impress People You Wish Were Dead.

I Know You've Been Married To The Same Woman For 69 Years. That Is Marvelous. It Must Be Very Inexpensive.

That Would Have Been A Great Ticket, Reagan And Ford - An Actor And A Stuntman.

If Life Was Fair, Elvis Would Be Alive And All The Impersonators Would Be Dead.