I Was Thinking About Making A Comeback,

I've Seldom Seen A Horny Player Walk Into A Bar And Not Let Out Exactly What He Did For A Living.

You Know, When You Can Play With The Greatest Players Of That Particular Era, You Look Forward To Going To The Ballpark. I Mean, You Thought It Was Great To Be There In The Clubhouse. You Thought It Was Great To Be On The Field.

The Catcher Is In The Middle Of Everything. He Sees It Best.

A Catcher And His Body Are Like The Outlaw And His Horse. He's Got To Ride That Nag Till It Drops.

Slumps Are Like A Soft Bed. They're Easy To Get Into And Hard To Get Out Of.