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You Know, When You Can Play With The Greatest Players Of That Particular Era, You Look Forward To Going To The Ballpark. I Mean, You Thought It Was Great To Be There In The Clubhouse. You Thought It Was Great To Be On The Field.

Well, You Know, Pudge Rodriguez, Obviously Is As Good As It Gets.

I've Seldom Seen A Horny Player Walk Into A Bar And Not Let Out Exactly What He Did For A Living.

I Was Thinking About Making A Comeback, Until I Pulled A Muscle Vacuuming.

So, Yeah, I Can Say I Always Set My Expectations So High That I Had A Lot To Live Up To.