I Was Thinking - If We Get

I've Been Very Lucky, This Is My 30th Year On Tv.

Coming From Having Absolutely Nothing To Having A Few Grand In The Bank, It Was A Big Culture Leap. I Think That's Why I Went Off The Rails A Bit Really, 'cause There Was No Training For It. They Didn't Do Fame In Schools.

I Was Thinking - If We Get A Cell With A Trouser Press, We Can Make Cheese Toasties.

The Inventory Process And Stepping Back In Your Life Can Sometimes Be A Very Dark Process. But It Also Can Be Extremely Funny And Surprising.

Once Journalists Have Been Rifling Through Your Dustbins, You Do Try And Keep Them At Arms' Length.