I've Been Very Lucky, This Is My

For Me, Everything Has Always Been An Accident.

Critics Called Me 'egregious' - I Had To Look That One Up - And 'creepy', But Now I Don't Read Them, I Weigh Them.

Who Needs Drugs When You Have Takeshi's Castle?

I Have A Stepladder. It's A Very Nice Stepladder But It's Sad That I Never Knew My Real Ladder.

My Life Has Been, I Suppose, The Most Incredible Series Of Highs And Lows.