Who Needs Drugs When You Have Takeshi's

Prison Widens Your Circle Of Friends. In My Stand-up, I Can Now Talk About Things That No One Else Has The Right To Touch.

Once Journalists Have Been Rifling Through Your Dustbins, You Do Try And Keep Them At Arms' Length.

Who Needs Drugs When You Have Takeshi's Castle?

For Me, Everything Has Always Been An Accident.

My Life Has Been, I Suppose, The Most Incredible Series Of Highs And Lows.