It's Not Supposed To Be Easy, If

British Fans Are Exceptional, But The American Fans Are Something Else. Some Of Them Fly 500 Miles To Stand In Line For Three Hours, Just To Meet Me, Then When They Do They Collapse.

I Was Thinking - If We Get A Cell With A Trouser Press, We Can Make Cheese Toasties.

Who Needs Drugs When You Have Takeshi's Castle?

I'm Busy And That's The Way I Like It - When I Have Too Much Downtime I Get Into Trouble.

Critics Called Me 'egregious' - I Had To Look That One Up - And 'creepy', But Now I Don't Read Them, I Weigh Them.