I Was Thrown Out Of Nyu For

I Work For A Company That Makes Deceptively Shallow Serving Dishes For Chinese Restaurants.

The Movie Is Usually, For Me, Something Organic That Grows All The Time. I Sit Home And Write It, And I'm In An Isolated, Four-walled Environment, And I Don't Know What's Going On. I Just Write It, And It's Appearing In My Head In Some Idealized Way Where Every Single Moment Works, And Every Little Thing Is Perfect, Because It's In My Head.

I Think Being Funny Is Not Anyone's First Choice.

I'm Very Proud Of My Gold Pocket Watch. My Grandfather, On His Deathbed, Sold Me This Watch.

There's No Way To Prove That There Is No God. You Just Have To Take It On Faith.