I Went Through Life Big-bang-banda-boom-bada-boom.

Where There Is Little Risk, There Is Little Reward.

I Guess I Thought I Was Elvis Presley But I'll Tell Ya Something. All Elvis Did Was Stand On A Stage And Play A Guitar. He Never Fell Off On That Pavement At No 80 Mph.

I've Always Lived By The Creed That You're Never A Failure In Life When You Fall As Long As You Try And Get Up.

No Prince, No King, No President Has Ever Lived A Better Life Than I Have!

When You're Mad At Someone, It's Probably Best Not To Break His Arm With A Baseball Bat.