My Wife And I, We Like To

Anybody Can Jump A Motorcycle. The Trouble Begins When You Try To Land It

If A Guy Hasn't Got Any Gamble In Him- He Isn't Worth A Crap.

If It Is Possible, It Is Done. If It Is Impossible... It Will Be Done.

I Always Wanted To Live To About 70. I Thought That'd Be A Good Age.

When You're Mad At Someone, It's Probably Best Not To Break His Arm With A Baseball Bat.